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Dumbasses of the Week

Two men in Iowa attempted to rob an apartment.  One problem, they were out of black masks.

Their solution: Permanent Black Marker.

The expected outcome ensued.

Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects’ vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.

Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, were arrested at gunpoint after officers were told they might be armed. Neither man had a weapon. McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary. Both men were released after posting bond.

Attorneys for the men declined comment Tuesday.

Here’s their mugshots.

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Is the first guy trying for an “Ultimate Warrior” look there?

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  • Ann O'Nymous

    Are you serious? The two “dumbasses of the week” are right here in the Fox Valley — Jerry “Master” Bader and you!

    You earned it for your sniveling defense of Jerry:

    “I'm not going to deny thay Jerry made a huge career mistake, but I seriously believe he had the facts to back up his report when he posted it. This no doubt was a grave error on his part, but me as a friend who doesn't want to see it cost him his job.”

    If Jerry had any facts, he wouldn't have been run off the air!

  • Ann O'Nymous

    Are you serious? The two “dumbasses of the week” are right here in the Fox Valley — Jerry “Master” Bader and you!

    You earned it for your sniveling defense of Jerry:

    “I'm not going to deny thay Jerry made a huge career mistake, but I seriously believe he had the facts to back up his report when he posted it. This no doubt was a grave error on his part, but me as a friend who doesn't want to see it cost him his job.”

    If Jerry had any facts, he wouldn't have been run off the air!