Be a Superhero, Bulletproof Vest Required
You grew up watching their cartoons, reading their comic books and jumping around in their underoos.
So, ever think of being a superhero?
(Yeah, that dream ended for me too. Around 12 or so.)
Well, a Seattle man, going under the superhero name “Phoenix Jones” — in actuality MMA fighter Ben Foder — who has been going around the city since 2010 in this capacity, is now seeking out help in his crusade against crime. He and his cohorts break up bar fights, handle street brawls, deal with small-time drug dealers, and even on occasion get their ass handed to them.
So now he’s seeking help. He’s even made a commercial.
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE
steady form of income
a form or Washington state issued id
an out of state driver license must be accompanied with proof of residence in Washington state and must be switch over by the end of your “rookie” phase
no felony crimes or violent crimes (if you have a crime pending you will not be accepted till the case is closed or resolved)
military, police, or provable martial arts experience (i will test you on this be accurate with your training level)
first aid, CPR cards are required ( we have a person that provides this at a discount and follows strict confidentiality agreements.
you must have a bulletproof vest level 2A or better (this will be provided for your first couple of patrols. you must own one within a month of being excepted.
(we have a company that provides these at a extreme discount)
you must not be a journalist or a person going to school for journalism.
YOU MUST BE WILLING TO SUBMIT A FORM FOR BACKGROUND CHECK AS WELL AS SIGN A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT.
The blog goes on to say that those who do not have a bulletproof vest can buy one for under $140 through a deal he was able to work out with a provider.
Lord only knows if this guy gets any takers. And best of luck to those who do take him up on it.