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Deer Crashes into Motel Room

I’ve been told there are cheaper ways to spend a couple of hours in a motel room.

Police had to help remove a 170-pound white-tailed deer that crashed into a Janesville motel.

Officers were called Thursday morning after people saw a male deer running around a parking lot and ramming into cars at a Target store. The deer then ran across a highway, vaulted through a closed, ground-level window and entered a room at a Super 8 Motel.

The manager says the room was empty. The Janesville Gazette (http://bit.ly/rOGB2E) reports police guarded the door to keep the deer inside while veterinarians and DNR biologists tranquilized the animal.

Authorities removed the deer shortly before noon. The deer had minor injuries to its snout from crashing through the window. Damage to the room was minor.

The DNR planned to release the deer at Storrs Lake Wildlife Area near Milton.

I’m trying to imagine what the insurance investigation report would read for something like that.

Here’s my best attempt at it: “After the animal wrecked havoc in a nearby parking lot, it made a “B-line” for the window, shattering it as it jumped into the room.  Upon hearing the damage, an employee of the front desk of the hotel called authorities to help deal with the animal.  The animal was shot with a large sedative from a high-powered rifle and carried out in a sheet onto a waiting Ford pick-up truck.”

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  • I blame Scott Walker. Isn’t the new herd manager in charge of these things?